I was driving, and the CBC program As It Happens came on, and one of the anchors, Chris Howden said the following:
The business at (part of) hand, exploring a centuries old German sport in which two men attempt to pull each other across a table using only one finger each. It's not hard to get started, just consult the index.
As It Happens, the Monday edition, radio that guesses that everyone wins by single digits.
I literally had to pull over to recover from this.
Cross posted from my lame little blog.