I am Mittens
I am Mittens-- a bully and a flip flopper
I wonder why so many poor,gay, lesbian, black and white Americans want to pick on me
I hear always “Mittens you have too much money”
I see nothing wrong with tax benefits for the rich
I want to be President so damn bad I can taste it
I am Mittens-- a bully and a flip flopper
I pretend to care about the average and poor when I really don’t give a damn
I feel like everybody ought to pull themselves up.......even if it means borrowing from their parents
I touch little poor kids and think “ewwww, how disgusting”
I worry that I won’t get in the White House.... You know it’s my turn
I cry when i think about that skinny ass Obama sleeping in my bedroom
I am Mittens-- a bully and a flip flopper
I understand that it’s okay to change your views on all issues when you think it benefits you
I say things like “let Detroit go bankrupt”, “I’m for universal healthcare”, and just like that, i change my mind.....It’s so much fun
I dream that all rich people get an even bigger tax break , cause God knows they need it
I try to really stay in character, but it’s so much fun making an ass of myself
I hope that America votes me in as their next President
I am Mittens-- a bully and a flip flopper.